Gallo Chingón
Here's the thing — most podcast hosts will sell you a highlight reel. I'm not most hosts.
Texan of Mexican heritage. Former street hustler turned AOL-era digital Casanova. I've been homeless, served in the US Army, burned my life down a few times, and rebuilt from the wreckage every single time. Widowed. Self-taught philosopher of love, shame, sex, and the absurd. I've been the asshole in this story more than once — that's exactly why you should listen.
Somewhere between the tragedies and near-catastrophes I picked up knitting, custom mechanical keyboards, and an allergy to bullshit. I left the corporate world to do this instead: long-form, psychologically grounded breakdowns of dating, modern dysfunction, masculinity, conspiracies, religious disenfranchisement, and existential dread — delivered like Last Week Tonight got day-drunk at a dive bar with your therapist.
What you get here:
- Real psychology in 5th-grade language. Concepts in ALL CAPS, explained like you're a human being, not a seminar attendee.
- Dark humor and street-level stories. Some will leave you aghast, some in stitches. Usually both.
- No self-help fluff. No influencer cosplay. Confessions as proof, not theater.
You're not broken. But you might be lying to yourself, and somebody's got to say it.
Truth OVER tact. Welcome to the shitshow.
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